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Locked posts and stuff [Jan. 10th, 2016|01:27 pm]
A lot of my posts are friends-locked.

Friends is a funny word to use for this. It should be something like Bumblebee level clearance. Anyway, if you think something I've said is amusing or interesting, let me know and I'll probably make you a Bumblebee too.
 
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advances [Sep. 24th, 2009|10:03 am]
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Any caveman with an itch in his ear canal would be wise to leave it alone rather than shove in a branch and wiggle it around. We, however, have Q-Tips. So that's something right there.
 
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Shift-Insert [Jun. 2nd, 2009|09:37 am]
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It occurs to me that since we've all got immediate access to movie quotes, book excerpts, etc., the hallmark of actually knowing a particular bit of information is relaying it just a little bit wrong.
 
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(no subject) [Apr. 7th, 2009|03:52 pm]
Small formation of fighter jets just flew overhead, low. Tell my wife I love her.
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Thank you Billy Mays [Mar. 11th, 2009|04:16 pm]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_5UinfmC38

Mighty Mendit has given my leather belt new life. The flap that holds the tongue and loop had nearly unstitched, worrying me greatly, and then I saw THE INFOMERCIAL.

Dries crystal clear! Stays strong after 5 washes!

I didn't buy it, but the reminder that I could just use glue to fix it was very welcome.
 
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(no subject) [Oct. 24th, 2008|11:57 am]
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http://kdka.com/local/attack.McCain.Bloomfield.2.847628.html

Pittsburgh police sources tell KDKA news that she confessed to scratching the backwards B onto her own face.

I guess it was always clear that there was at least one crazy person involved here.
 
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(no subject) [Oct. 21st, 2008|10:22 am]
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It seems to be Tuesday outside. If we sit tight and try not to attract any attention, we might make it through.
 
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(no subject) [Oct. 9th, 2008|10:58 am]
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Triumph the insult comic dog vs. David Blaine and his fans. I love the Triumph.
 
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(no subject) [Oct. 8th, 2008|04:08 pm]
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There's a snowman character, & # 9 7 3 1 ; and I didn't want to forget what it was.

That is all.
 
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(no subject) [Sep. 29th, 2008|09:53 am]
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Have any of you made the jump from iTunes to another music manager?

I stole my wife's 3rd generation iPod Nano, which needs the newer iTunes 7.6, which will not run on my Windows 2000 computer.

Winamp, Media Monkey, I don't know. I guess I'm mostly worried about having to spend hours I don't have re-organizing my files. And crap! I ripped most of my music to AAC, not MP3.
 
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(no subject) [Sep. 18th, 2008|09:55 am]
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Click, said the Fairpoint DSL billing woman, in response to my chuckling "but they all do," when she replied "ours updates every 4 hours," to my query as to why their Internet Security package costs more per year than McAfee's comparable product on Amazon.

Now searching for comparable DSL deals in southern NH. Huh. Earthlink isn't answering their phones due to "technical difficulty." That bodes for sure.
 
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And also to you [Sep. 10th, 2008|10:14 am]
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Free coffee this morning at the corner gas station. Guy saw my full travel mug and nothing else, stepped back from the counter and said "Have a nice day." Isn't that a wonderful phrase? Let's say it again. Free coffee. Mmmm.

Instead of "Good morning," we should say "May free coffee come to you this morning," or "Free coffee to you," or just plain "Free coffee, sir or madam."

I wondered if we might need an alternative for the noncafe minority - Breatharians and such - but we really don't. We say Bless you to sneezers regardless of their personal theisms, be they predestinatory Calvinists or perhaps adherents of a standoffish "Watchmaker God" construct, on whom benedictions are wasted. They've learned to deal, and so will the tea-folk.

So free coffee, my friends, free coffee.
 
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(no subject) [Sep. 5th, 2008|10:31 am]
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358 minutes to the weekend. How's your day so far?
 
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(no subject) [Sep. 4th, 2008|04:01 pm]
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Fritos taste good and are good for you! This message brought to you by my 4:01 snack.
 
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(no subject) [Sep. 2nd, 2008|12:57 pm]
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I don't really think that Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin's daughter, is faking her pregnancy in order to "prove" that the four month old baby in the family is not hers but her mother's.

But seriously, though, can I please have a clear picture of a pregnant Governor?
 
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(no subject) [Aug. 26th, 2008|03:38 pm]
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Harry Potter Eyes Some Bulgin' Quaffles

is making me LOQ today.
 
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(no subject) [Aug. 22nd, 2008|10:38 am]
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Holy cow! USA beat Brazil for Women's Soccer GOLD! Brazil!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL! GOOOOOOOOAAAAAL! GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

 
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(no subject) [Aug. 18th, 2008|11:34 am]
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Note to self:
Call bkln impound 718 387 6962
Check tire pressure
call big sister re borrow lawn mowr
xfer 350 from hsbc 607910892:8259 to gpt savgs 870713595:6079
reutrn library books
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Today I like these three things [Aug. 11th, 2008|01:05 pm]
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